Bearded trainwreck.

I still love Conan, but I'm watching his writerless broadcast right now... I can't bear to see it. The man's got a beard, and it looks awful. More than that, he's so nervous that he's out of breath. And he's quite obviously trying to make it bad on purpose. Part of the shtick to get the writers' strike settled, and to get people to watch his show. Painful. He's spinning his wedding ring on his desk right now. I mean, I get it, but -- please. Conan. Come on. You're a writer.

That's why he's doing it though. You can tell he feels like Benedict Arnold.

Let's just get this strike settled, eh?